The absurdity of suburbia...the social critic criticism

Jamie Logan
   The other day residents in a Chicago area suburban dog park had a special event. The suburbs are home to much wealth an big homes in America where people bitched about taxes yet smoke, drive, and pet feed their way through thousands of dollar. What they mean when they are against high taxes is that they want to spend money the way they see fit for themselves and not the better of community. People in the suburbs are home of the most eccentric and neurotic white fucks and are now being joined by black and brown ones that continue this erratic behavior. Now at this dog park they had an Easter bunny come and take memorable pictures with their beloved ones as a man in a bunny outfit posed for about a hundred pictures with peoples pooches. I kept expecting this to just be a short stint Neil families with their kids came to the park for the real event. Nope this event was unbelievably for the dogs. Row after row of people with the special dogs in their lives waited in line for the lifetime opportunity to having their fucken mutt sit down on the knee and pose.

The suburban dog Wilkie fetish and lifestyle is obviously one that is repeated throughout the cul de sacs of these lands filled with crazy people. You can't blame only suburbanites and many urban areas are filled with these dog lover walkers as well leaving little doggie shits for the rats to feast and expand. What is ridiculous though is the national obsession is more rooted in suburbia as everyone has a dog in their big paranoid households and they do so many of this stupid events it really makes those aware of the depravity and waste shamed to be living around these folks.