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27 Weird And Creepy Vintage Valentine’s Day Cards 2014

27 Weird And Creepy Vintage Valentine’s Day Cards 2014

1. Love is swell until you’re bludgeoned to death by a psycho jealous ex.
Love is swell until you're bludgeoned to death by a psycho jealous ex.

The dog tried to warn them.
2. Speaking of bludgeoning:
Speaking of bludgeoning:

If you get this card, RUN!
3. Um, yeah there are laws against this!
Um, yeah there are laws against this!

4. She learned it wasn’t a hot tub the hard way.
She learned it wasn't a hot tub the hard way.

5. Little known fact: The boy in the card was modeled after a young Dick Cheney.
Little known fact: The boy in the card was modeled after a young Dick Cheney.

6. I’m guessing pen is a euphemism for something else.
I'm guessing pen is a euphemism for something else.

7. Wait, did he murder and cremate a woman?
Wait, did he murder and cremate a woman?

8. What’s going on here?! Why does that dirty old snowman have that smile on his face?
What's going on here?! Why does that dirty old snowman have that smile on his face?

9. A rather direct request by this Popeye impersonator.
A rather direct request by this Popeye impersonator.

10. I now have a new unholy creature to haunt my dreams:
I now have a new unholy creature to haunt my dreams:


Don’t stare directly into it’s eyes, it will steal your soul.
11. I don’t think she is being surprised as much as she’s being suffocated!
I don't think she is being surprised as much as she's being suffocated!

12. On the next episode of TLC’s Strange Sex:
On the next episode of TLC's Strange Sex :

13. Wow, that got inappropriate quick.
Wow, that got inappropriate quick.

14. :(
:(

15. Who doesn’t want to be “juiced” *wink, wink* on Valentine’s Day?
Who doesn't want to be "juiced" *wink, wink* on Valentine's Day?

16. WTF!
WTF!

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